I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4-ouncer.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh great!! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!
And, finally…
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Tagged: credit cards, depression, economy, humour, jokes, recession, suicide bombers
Let us all join together to wish our President Barack Obama a very Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and sincere best wishes for the New Year.
We face difficult times, and we need the best from our President.
Categories: Blogroll · barack obama · children · ending poverty
Tagged: barack obama, news, politics
Madonna is all over the news about donating $15 million for a girls’ school in Malawi. Does Malawi need this. Of course.
But so does America.
Madonna was an American and made her initial fortune in America.
There is overwhelming hopelessness in many parts of the USA.
Guatemala, Mexico, Honduras are all stupendously poor and uneducated.
I am all for helping the poor and ignorant, but do it in America first.
Even Warren Buffet says America is becoming a Banana Republic, yet he still wastes his American earned money in Africa, which is hopeless.
After listening to the first Presidential debates of both parties, one thing jumps out to me. Does it jump out to you too? None of the candidates are proudly stating that everything our government does should be organized around, and dedicated to the idea of “America First!”
The heck with spreading democracy, ending hunger around the world, and global warming!
There are more than 100 million citizens of the USA who live miserable existences of ignorance, poor medical care, and the lack of hope of ever living like you and I do.
Everything our government does should be dedicated to lifting up every American by means of truly excellent and equal education.
Paying welfare is a failed policy. America has done that for almost a hundred years, and the result is a permanent welfare class.
That is not my America!
We must educate every American.
Categories: Blogroll · abused children · children · ending poverty
Tagged: charitable giving, education, Madonna, Malawi, poverty
Judge Sonia Sottomayor ruled that there was absolutely no merit to the racial discrimination claim of white and Hispanic firemen who passed a written qualifications test and were denied promotions solely because they are not Black.
She refused to hear the case, and did not even write an opinion!!
A Hispanic judge on her appeals court was so outraged that he wrote a lengthy opinion critical of her.
Judge Sottomayor is the epitome of Obama’s America: like Obama she was raised in a single parent home on welfare. Both her mother and Obama abused welfare. Obama grew up in an ocean view luxury high rise on food stamps. Sottomayor’s mother was a NURSE ie high paid and collected welfare and lived in free public housing.
Judge Sonia tried marriage and couldn’t stand having a man around and got divorced without ever having children.
So here we go: welfare cheat, single parent household, probably lesbian, who believes whites can be discriminated against because they are white.
This is Obama’s dream choice for the Supreme Court.
God save America.
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The psycho souleman broodmare’s father told Oprah Winfrey that he questioned his daughter’s mental stability for having the octuplets.
On a sepearte note, a prominent child activist has filed a complaint with the State of Californiz against the psycho mom.
A noted in vitro specialist when asked by Dr. Phil what medical standard this implanting of six viable embryos constituted, the independent specialist said “No medical standard the I recognize.”
We have got to get his license revoked
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Tagged: barack obama, Dr. phil, life, Nadya Souleman, news, octuplets, Oprah Winfrey, politics
Poor Barry and Michelle had so much stress from their first three weeks in the White Castle that they just had to take a three day holiday.
What stress they suffered. People had the audacity of hope to ask what was in the 1,071 page $787 billion “stimulus” package besides $3 billion of dildos for ACORN. No that is not unkind. Since we cannot find out what is in the package before it becomes law, we just have to look at pictures of ACORN gatherings and speculate on what they would most want. . .other than cocaine.
And the stress of finding enough Democrats who did not cheat on their taxes or get wiretapped by the FBI to fill the cabinet. Talk about an impossible dream!
How did they relieve the stress? By chomping down gentrified soul food prepared by Oprah’s former chef!
I just love affirmative action. Smile!
Categories: abused women · barack obama · economic policy · economy · ending poverty · life · parents
Tagged: Anderson Cooper, ann coulter, barack obama, Barry Obama, bill Clinton, Chris Dodd, henry paulson, life, michelle malkin, Michelle Obama, mortgage crisis, news, politics, soul food
Nogm emmanuelw we learn the Barack Obama’s successor in the US Senate, Roland Burris, committed perjury when testifying before the Illinois State Senate impeachment panel against Rod Blagojevich.
Barack Obama paid more than a hundred thousand in real estate commissions to Mrs. Blagojevich. So did Rahm Emmanuel.
Obama has been claiming he is just like Abraham Lincoln. Well Lincoln got so rich on corruption that Honest Abe bought newspapers so that he could force them to write favorable editorial comments to get him elected President.
So all Illinois politicians are corrupt.
The only difference is which ones get exposed when.
Keep watching Obama: I bet we get more surprises there.
Categories: Blogroll · barack obama
Tagged: barack obama, Barry Obama, life, politics, rahm emmanuel, Sarah Palin
Nadya Souleman said this on network television. When asked how she will support sixteen young children, she replied that she intends to use student loans!
I have been an opponent of student loans of more than tuition for a long time. I worked full time every summer and part time all year long to get through college.
Yesterday in the supermarket I overheard a young black man sorting the produce complaining to his co-worker that he had $60,000 in student loans for college.
Duh? He is sorting produce. In New York the people sorting produce were non-English speakng Korean illiterates. Yet our corrupt society gave $60,000 in student loans to a black man so he could qualify for sorting produce?
Finally, Nadya intends to commit felony fraud. Student loans are intended to assist a child in completing college, not in founding a nation of little bastards, most of whom may be presumed to be disabled.
Categories: Blogroll · abused women · barack obama · children · education · ending poverty
Tagged: mutliple births, Nadya Souleman, octuplets, sextuplets, student loans, welfare fraud
